Bones
Preferred Tee Shirt Fit: Skater Fit
Facial Hair: “The Starving Artist”
Favorite Post up Spot: Alone at a table with a notebook
Sesame Street Character: Ernie
Plays Basketball Like: Kurt Rambis
Plays Baseball Like: Jeff Blauser
Hobbies: Taking care of my Irexican baby, making 80’s R&B
mix tapes, Brazzers
Whiskey: Jameson
Bayou
Job Role: Writer
Preferred Tee Shirt Fit:
Bro Fit
Facial Hair: “The Lazy”
Favorite Post up Spot: Corner stool at the bar
Sesame Street Character: Bert
Plays Basketball Like: John Paxson
Plays Baseball Like: Danny Gladden
Hobbies: Playing RBI Baseball with the music on, hitting
below the Mendoza Line with women, arguing
Whiskey: Maker’s Mark
Posts
Bones and Bayou,
I am a young aspiring artist. Do you guys offer and courses in how to becomes artists in MS Paint? I had a buddy who told me you guys were considering opening an Art Studio and offering lessons. I make $14.50 a week in my current position in a manufacturing factory (can not be named due to legal reasons), and would love to sign up for a weekend class if it fits within my budget. I only can dream of one day being as great of artists as you Bones and Bayou. Your art reminds me of a modern day Van Gogh, with the story telling that is second only to Stephen King. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Also, my favorite post up spot is across the street while I watch you work on your art...naked.