Little Happy Clouds

I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am

Do you like to go

between the legs and slam?

I do not like it,

Sam I am,

I do not like to go

between the legs and slam.

Would you like it,

here or there?

I like to shoot,

From everywhere.

Would you like it,

in your house?

Chicago didn't,

Jerry Krause.

Would you stop it,

in a box?

Houston didn't,

Suck it Rox.

Would you like it,

For me to prove,

With a three ball,

Why I'm called Big Smooth?

Would you stop me,
When I'm lurking?
Another bucket,
From Mister Perkins.

So can I shoot,

Just a three?

Can I just,

Just be me?

Of course I can,

Sam I Am,

I do not like to go,

Between the legs and slam.